by Ross Nobule
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past year, you’ve likely see the full force of the so-called “War on Chocolate.” It’s an insidious faction of society that believes that chocolate is not only bad for your skin, but is also a mind-altering agent which twists users into feeling a quick relief from stress (“sugar rush” as it is termed in the medical community), until he or she comes crashing down and is left without even the most basic mobile skills for anywhere from 2-5 hours. Proponents of the War on Chocolate have even taken to name-calling within social media. But one young girl from Arley, Alabama has had enough and wants it to end now. Rachel Dale, 15, took to Twitter this past weekend and in one concise tweet, completely shut down the War on Chocolate movement:
Online support has been swift and plentiful. Although we expect that this is just an opening salvo back towards a controversial movement, the fact remains that the world needs more brave people like Rachel Dale.